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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

Posted 10 hours ago

thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

(Source: rhyse)

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nonnbinary:

really unnecessary and degrading fanservice of your favorite character
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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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(Source: guy)

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

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brooklyn-grace:

my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.

yay

attacks

Posted 10 hours ago

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

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outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

Posted 10 hours ago

davestrider:

little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous 

Posted 10 hours ago

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

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