Posted 11 hours ago

beekwhy:

toopsy:

brimerica:

ALL THE GERMANS ARE LIKE BUFF MENLY MEN GRRRRR

And then there’s Austria

i would bring up liechtenstein but i mean come on she could probably beat his ass into the ground

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Posted 11 hours ago
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
Anonymous asked

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

Posted 11 hours ago

netflixz:

when your friend tries to teach you something and you’re just like

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Posted 11 hours ago
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
Anonymous asked

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

Posted 11 hours ago

baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

Posted 11 hours ago
  1. knight: so how does the whole summoning thing work? i'd think harnessing the power of the gods would be pretty tricky.
  2. summoner: that's not quite accurate. it's less "gods" that i summon so much as...
  3. summoner: well, it's hard to describe easily. manifestations of the aggregated beliefs and commonalities of our cultures, represented through a shared symbology that i can tap into.
  4. knight:
  5. knight: so, memes?
  6. summoner: i don't - what?
  7. knight: you summon memes.
  8. summoner: no, no it's completely different from - i don't summon memes!
  9. knight: hey, Y U NO SUMMON ME? haha
Posted 11 hours ago

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high

(Source: selfd3structi0n)

Posted 11 hours ago

heyluchie:

Hey there ! Here’s a little stupid comic for you guys ! 

Were those shoes worth it? I still think they look cool, so I’m trying to wear them at home, so that they’ll fit better (I’m an idiot).

PS: My super hero boyfriend is doing super cool Avatar fanarts these days, you should check it out .

That’s it from me, see ya soon!

Posted 11 hours ago
ticktockdonttouchtheclock:

synnesai:

vejovis:

I’m not going to live forever, you know.

AHH I REALLY LIKE THIS D: <333

Yes.
This pleases me.

ticktockdonttouchtheclock:

synnesai:

vejovis:

I’m not going to live forever, you know.

AHH I REALLY LIKE THIS D: <333

Yes.

This pleases me.

(Source: iwaizumi)

Posted 12 hours ago
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otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

(Source: otomoved)

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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Posted 12 hours ago

youth-rolling-through-change:

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Eridan is the only main character of Homestuck who has NEVER SMILED